soul of patience • heart of gold  •  guitar man (acoustic, please!)  • Waterville, ME native •  life's goal: just being happy  •  sculptor in welded steel  •  a real one dog man  •  sucker for a yellow lab  •  BA Fine Arts, Colby •  JoJo in high school • Wild Bill in college • just plain

these days  •  Dad to surprise twins, now 22 years old  •  yet, wonders what happened to his hair  •  ex-jock with 3-time broken nose to prove it  •  snore, him?  •  42 years married to the same blonde bombshell Italian he mistook for Swedish  •  wine connoisseur who

cooks gourmet  •  but does cook every day  •  lives (in vain) for a quiet Sunday morning   • can boogie with the best  •  over forty years designing houses  •  somehow both creative and practical, simultaneously  •  cut teeth on a hammer holster  •  always

best thing to watch from a 80 channel line-up  •  extremely good listener, unless you're a telemarketer  •  pet peeve: secondhand smoke  •  honest to a fault  •  way modest  • true blue loyal  •  James Taylor devotee with a good voice  •  playing hoop he can still